Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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