I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
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you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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