Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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