i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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