I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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