windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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