Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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