Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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