i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
home. puking in laundry basket.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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