my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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