What tipped you off? The sombrero?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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