some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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