He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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