i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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