windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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