The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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