im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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