maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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