You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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