its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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