doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I don't deserve a penis
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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