She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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