Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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