So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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