Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
