that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I lost the right to judge tonight
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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