They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
please come you make the beer taste better
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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