I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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