You smell like stripper and shame
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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