So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
The adults are the big ones right?
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