Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
40s are totally the cure
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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