Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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