Its about making memories worth repressing
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
