we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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