Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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