people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i just had sex bonerless
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Everything about him screamed your future.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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