i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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