People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Randomize
