i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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