i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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