My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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