i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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