I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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