Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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