i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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