She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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