you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Are we still banned from the library?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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