If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
should my penis look like a turkey
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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