dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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