check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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