Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I need to stop coming to work sober
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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