: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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